Co-worker WTF.

Kinja'd!!! "mkbruin, Atlas VP" (mkbruin)
10/26/2015 at 16:51 • Filed to: None

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I came out of work to find that some random coworker ran into my Santa Fe. No note. Dumbass hit me, threw it in park, and went about his or her day. What the fuck. Not cool.


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Uug > mkbruin, Atlas VP
10/26/2015 at 16:53

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kick the shit out of it and breeze


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > mkbruin, Atlas VP
10/26/2015 at 16:55

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Pee all over it next time you see it!


Kinja'd!!! Kit 'Haddy' Iwamatsu > mkbruin, Atlas VP
10/26/2015 at 16:57

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Huh, it seems they ‘park by feel’ judging by the love the front of their 90’s chryco minivan shows. If there’s no damage to your ride when you back up, not much to be had there. I doubt their insurance would even cover a claim without fighting it.


Kinja'd!!! Sam > mkbruin, Atlas VP
10/26/2015 at 16:58

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Huh, sounds like you need to take his bumper for evidence. Maybe remove it next time you see the van?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > mkbruin, Atlas VP
10/26/2015 at 16:59

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Any damage? Or is the Caravan at this point literally in contact with your hyundai?


Kinja'd!!! 450X_FTW > mkbruin, Atlas VP
10/26/2015 at 17:00

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chain and palock needed. Wrap the chain around the “spokes” in their wheel, preferably on the passenger side so they won’t see it. Wrap it around a control arm, and padlock. This is a home made boot.


Kinja'd!!! TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > mkbruin, Atlas VP
10/26/2015 at 17:00

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Vasoline on the wiper blades or anti seize under the door handles?


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > mkbruin, Atlas VP
10/26/2015 at 17:04

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Some people just don’t give a shit and are too stupid to even grasp the concept that others might do.

While withdrawing money at an ATM I saw my car (parked in 1st gear) jump back several inches. Guy drove an Opel Vectra which clearly stated that he had given up on visuals a loooong time ago. Some other guy at the ATM was like “Dude, that was quite a hit.” When I confronted Opel-guy, he was like “what’s your problem, that’s normal parking”

Had a similar experience with an old lady who smiled at me while our door mirrors “kissed”.

Did you find any visible damage?


Kinja'd!!! Jcarr > mkbruin, Atlas VP
10/26/2015 at 17:04

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Kinja'd!!! Rico > mkbruin, Atlas VP
10/26/2015 at 17:07

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Place your foot here and stand, the entire front piece should break off. Then leave.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > mkbruin, Atlas VP
10/26/2015 at 17:09

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We at oppo don’t condone the damaging of even the most brick headed special case’s car...but you could take his plates off and throw them away. That would be an annoyance, and you haven’t done any damage to his car...and if were honest...he doesn’t deserve plates anyway.


Kinja'd!!! Nick > Jcarr
10/26/2015 at 17:09

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if you ruin christmas, my kids will be so mad at you!


Kinja'd!!! Under_Score > mkbruin, Atlas VP
10/26/2015 at 17:11

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Their Voyage was too important for them to Car(avan) about parking.


Kinja'd!!! RazoE > mkbruin, Atlas VP
10/26/2015 at 17:22

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Get the plates, contact insurance, show them this image. The rest will take care of itself.


Kinja'd!!! Brickman > Under_Score
10/26/2015 at 18:42

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I’d like to drag the van through the town & country :P


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > mkbruin, Atlas VP
10/26/2015 at 21:39

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Set that shitbox on fire.